The Adventures of Sally
admitted Miss Winch, chummily.     

       “Then why are you doing it?”      

       Fillmore's fiancée revolved the criticized refreshment about her tongue for a moment before replying.     

       “Bit o' business,” she announced, at length.     

       “What do you mean, a bit of business?”      

       “Character stuff,” explained Miss Winch in her pleasant, drawling voice.       “Thought it out myself. Maids chew gum, you know.”      

       Mr. Bunbury ruffled his orange hair in an over-wrought manner with the palm of his right hand.     

       “Have you ever seen a maid?” he asked, despairingly.     

       “Yes, sir. And they chew gum.”      

       “I mean a parlour-maid in a smart house,” moaned Mr. Bunbury. “Do you imagine for a moment that in a house such as this is supposed to be the parlour-maid would be allowed to come into the drawing-room champing that disgusting, beastly stuff?”      

       Miss Winch considered the point.     

       “Maybe you're right.” She brightened. “Listen! Great idea! Mr. Foster can write in a line for Elsa, calling me down, and another giving me a good come-back, and then another for Elsa saying something else, and then something really funny for me, and so on. We can work it up into a big comic scene. Five or six minutes, all laughs.”      

       This ingenious suggestion had the effect of depriving the producer momentarily of speech, and while he was struggling for utterance, there dashed out from the wings a gorgeous being in blue velvet and a hat of such unimpeachable smartness that Sally ached at the sight of it with a spasm of pure envy.     

       “Say!”      

       Miss Mabel Hobson had practically every personal advantage which nature can bestow with the exception of a musical voice. Her figure was perfect, her face beautiful, and her hair a mass of spun gold; but her voice in moments 
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