"Besides what?" "Well, booth, I'm awfully curious." "What do you want to know?" "You're very good." "I didn't say I'd tell you." "I'll risk that. In a word, why are you?" "Ah!" I waited in silence for a few moments. At length: "Suppose," she said slowly, "suppose a bet had been made." "A bet?" "A bet." "Shocking! Go on." "Well? Isn't that enough?" "Nothing like." "I don't think much of your imagination." I raised my eyes to heaven. "A prophet is not without honour," I quoted. "Is this your own country?" "It is." "Oh, I say, you'd be the very man!" "I am," I said. "Refuse substitutes."