The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)
seemed long and weary at that moment. His lip drooped still more laxly, as he sat looking out vaguely.

   Not so calm seemed his consort, she of the sunbonnet. Restored to some extent by her tarrying in the shade, she began to shift and hitch about uneasily upon the board-pile. At length she leaned a bit to one side, reached into a pocket and taking out a snuff-stick and a parcel of its attendant compound, began to take a "dip" of snuff, after the habit of certain of the population of that region. This done, she turned with a swift jerk of the head, bringing to bear the tube of her bonnet in full force upon her lord and master.

   "Jim Bowles," she said, "this here is a shame! Hit's a plumb shame!"

   There was no answer, save an uneasy hitch on the part of the person so addressed. He seemed to feel the focus of the sunbonnet boring into his system. The voice in the bonnet went on, shot straight toward him, so that he might not escape.

   "It's a plumb shame," said Mrs. Bowles again.

   "I know it, I know it," said her husband at length, uneasily. "But, now, Sar' Ann, how kin I help it? The cow's daid and I kain't help it, and that's all about it. My God, woman!"—this with sudden energy,—"do you think I kin bring a cow to life that's been killed by the old rail

   road kyahs? I ain't no 'vangelist. It ain't my fault old Muley got killed."

   "Ain't yore fault!"

   "No, it ain't my fault. Whut am I going to do? I kaint get no otheh cow right now, and I done tol' you so. You reckon cows grows on bushes?"

   "Grows on bushes!"

   "Yes, or that they comes for nuthin'?"

   "Comes for nuthin'!"

   "Yes, Sar' Ann, that's whut I said. I tell you, it ain't so fur to come, ain't so fur up here, if you take it easy; only three mile. And Cunnel Blount'll give us melk as long as we want. I reckon he would give us a cow, too, if I ast him. I s'pose I could pay him out o' the next crop, if they wasn't so many things that has to be paid out'n the crop. It's too blame bad 'bout Muley." He scratched his head thoughtfully.

   "Yes," responded his spouse, "Muley was a heap better cow then 
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