The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)
    With purity, truth, faith, meekness and love,

    O! daughters of Earth! foolish virgins, beware!

    Lest in that upper realm you have nothing to wear!

    There is an old fellow named Mark,

    Who lives in a tree in the Park.

    You can see him each night,

    By his library light,

    Turning over the leaves after dark.

    Where is the man who has not said

    At evening, when he went to bed,

    "I'll waken with the crowing cock,

    And get to work by six o'clock?"

    Where is the man who, rather late,

    Crawls out of bed at half-past eight,

    That has not thought, with fond regard,

    "It's better not to work too hard?"

   "Haven't you any coffee spoons, Kitty? I thought you had a couple of dozen when you went to housekeeping."

   Marcia, with her sleeves rolled up from her round white arms, was rummaging in the sideboard, as she knelt beside it on the floor, her brown eyes peering into the corners.

   "Yes, of course I have coffee spoons. Aren't they there? I'm sure I don't know

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