The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)
   "I should think that a dozen would be about the right number," said Lord Frederic, replying to Mr. Carteret. "It would be very imposing."

   "Too many!" said the Major. "We must mount them on good horses and I don't want my entire stable ruined by men who have never lepped a fence."

   "I think the Major is right about the matter of numbers," said Mr. Carteret. "How would three do?"

   "Make it three," said the Major.

   Before dinner was over a reply came from Grady say

   ing that he and three bucks would be pleased to arrive Thursday morning prepared for a hunting party.

   This took place on Monday, and at various times during Tuesday and Wednesday, Mr. Carteret gave the subject thought. By Thursday morning his views had ripened. He ordered his tea and eggs to be served in his room and came down a little past ten dressed in morning clothes. He wandered into the dining-room and found Mrs. Ascott-Smith sitting by the fire entertaining Lord Frederic, as he went to and from the sideboard in search of things to eat.

   "Good morning," said Mr. Carteret, hoarsely.

   Lord Frederic looked around and as he noticed Mr. Carteret's morning clothes his face showed surprise.

   "Hello!" he said, "you had better hurry and change, or you will be late. We have to start in half an hour to meet Grady."

   Mr. Carteret coughed. "I don't think that I can go out to-day. It is a great disappointment."

   "Not going hunting?" exclaimed Mrs. Ascott-Smith. "What is the matter?"

   "I have a bad cold," said Mr. Carteret miserably.

   "But, my dear fellow," exclaimed Lord Frederic, "it will do your cold a world of good!"

   "Not a cold like mine," said Mr. Carteret.

   "But this is the day, don't you know?" said Lord Frederic. "How am I going to manage things without you?"

   "All that you have to do is to meet them at the station and take them to the meet," said Mr. Carteret. "Everything else has been arranged."

   "But I'm awfully disappointed," said Lord Frederic. "I had counted on you to help, don't you see, and introduce them 
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