Fables For The Times
god-half of her present husband might be all right, the man-half snored and chewed tobacco. Jove, wearied by her ill-humored persistency, took back the demi-god and sent her a man out of the Yellow Book for husband, instead.

   Up to the present writing the lady in question hasn't discovered where she is at.

   Hysterics and Art are only relations by marriage.

    [Footnote 1: (editorial note) This was corrected from the original, which read: "Well, where's your art now, snarled the lion?"]
   
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