The take-off.
CAULIFLOWER
A Cabbage with a college education.
CAVALRY
That arm of the military service that engages in the real hoss-tilities.
CEMETERY
The one place where princes and paupers, porters and presidents are finally on the dead level.
CHAMPAGNE
The stuff that makes the world go round.
CHAIR
Four-legged aid to the injured.
CHARITY
Forehanded aid to the indigent.
CHAUFFEUR
A man who is smart enough to operate an automobile, but clever enough not to own one.
CHRISTIAN
A member of any orthodox church.
CHRISTMAS
A widely observed holiday on which the past nor the future is of so much interest as the present.
CHUMP
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