A Terrible Thing in the Form of a Literary Torpedo which is Launched for HILARIOUS PURPOSES ONLY Inaccurate in Every Particular Containing Copious Etymological Derivations and Other Useless Things (An Ex-relative of Noah Webster) Embellished with Numerous and Distracting CUTS and DIAGRAMS by G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY PUBLISHERS NEW YORK Copyright, 1905, by G.W. DILLINGHAM COMPANY Entered at Stationers' Hall Issued July, 1905 The Silly Syclopedia PREFACE. APPENDIX. A B C D E F G