GAG. A joke rendered insensible by a third-rail comedian. GAS. A substance we make light of until the bill comes in. "You may hide your light under a bushel, but you'll get a bill from the gas company just the same ." (Shakespeare, page 9.) GAS BILL. Something that comes in to put us out. GAS METER. A bit of machinery invented by Ananias in order to please Saphira and keep the household supplied with lies while the old man was down in the grocery store. GET-RICH-QUICK. An aquarium for suckers. A place where poor people go to get poorer. GEE-GEE. A horse by any other name will run as fast. GENIAL. A guy that never was known to buy. GENIUS. Something we have in our family—if you don't believe me, come and hear our little boy recite. GENT. Two-thirds of a gentleman. GENTLEMAN. A title which many a man claims because the public hasn't time to prove him otherwise. GERM. See microbes . In order to see microbes you'll have to get a magnifying glass. GOSH. A Yankee synonym for dad bust it! See dag my buttons! See any Reub.