Go on in, Abdul—just for the look of the thing. You can always come out if you don't like it. " Sick Man of Europe. " Yes, I know. But one gets so wet! " August 12, 1908. November 27, 1912. Turkey. " Good! If only all those other christian nations get at one another's throats, I may have a dog's chance yet. " December 4, 1912. Balkan Leaguer. " It's your money we want. " Turkey. " Money, dear boy? Search me!