The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)
    But it's my opinion he's

    Settin' by the fire.

    He never tried to make a speech;

    A speech was far beyond his reach.

    He didn't even dare to try;

    He did his work upon the sly.

    He took the voter to the rear

    And gently whispered in his ear.

    He never wrote; he could not write;

    He never tried that style of fight.

    No argument of his was seen

    In daily press or magazine.

    He only tried to get up near

    And whisper in the voter's ear.

    It worked so well that he became

    A person of abundant fame.

    He couldn't write; he couldn't speak,

    But still pursued his course unique.

    He had a glorious career—

    He whispered in the voter's ear.


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