The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)
   "Oh! It's Mr. Field!" a voice behind him cried. "What are those cryptic rites that you're performing? What on earth are you bowing into a hairdresser's window for?"—a smooth, melodious voice, tinged by an inflection that was half ironical, half bewildered.

   "I was saluting the type of English beauty," he answered, turning. "Fortunately, there are divergencies from it," he added, as he met the puzzled smile of his interlocutrice; a puzzled smile, indeed, but, like the voice, by no means without its touch of irony.

   She gave a little laugh; and then, examining the models critically, "Oh?" she questioned. "Would you call that the type? You place the type high. Their features are quite faultless, and who ever saw such complexions?"

   "It's the type, all the same," said he. "Just as the imitation marionette is the type of English breeding."

   "The imitation marionette? I'm afraid I don't follow," she confessed.

   "The imitation marionettes. You've seen them at little theatres in Italy. They're actors who imitate puppets. Men and women who try to behave as if they weren't human, as if they were made of starch and whalebone, instead of flesh and blood."

   "Ah, yes," she assented, with another little laugh. "That

    would

   be rather typical of our insular methods. But do you know what an engaging, what a reviving

   spectacle you presented, as you stood there flourishing your hat? What do you imagine people thought? And what would have happened to you if I had just chanced to be a policeman instead of a friend?"

   "Would you have clapped your handcuffs on me?" he inquired. "I suppose my conduct did seem rather suspicious. I was in the deepest depths of dejection. One must give some expression to one's sorrow."

   "Are you going towards Kensington?" she asked, preparing to move on.

   "Before I commit myself, I should like to be sure whether you are," he replied.

   "You can easily discover with a little perseverance."

   He placed himself beside her, and together they walked towards Kensington.


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