"Joe," said Mr. Lavender that crowd ought not to be at large. They were manifestly Huns.

   "The speakin's been a bit too much for you, sir," said Joe. "But you've got it off your chest, anyway."

   Mr. Lavender regarded him for a moment in silence; then putting his hand to his throat, said hoarsely:

   "No, on my chest, I think, Joe. All public speakers do. It is inseparable from that great calling."

   "'Alf a mo'!" grunted Joe, diving into the recesses beneath the driving-seat. "'Ere, swig that off, sir."

   Mr. Lavender raised the tumbler of fluid to his mouth, and drank it off; only from the dregs left on his moustache did he perceive that it smelled of rum and honey.

   "Joe," he said reproachfully, "you have made me break my pledge."

   Joe smiled. "Well, what are they for, sir? You'll sleep at 'ome to-night."

   "Never," said Mr. Lavender. "I shall sleep at High Barnet; I must address them there tomorrow on abstinence during the war."

   "As you please, sir. But try and 'ave a nap while we go along." And lifting Blink into the car, where she lay drenched and exhausted by excitement, with the petal of a purple flower clinging to her black nose, he mounted to his seat and drove off. Mr. Lavender, for years unaccustomed to spirituous liquor, of which he had swallowed nearly half a pint neat, passed rapidly into a state of coma. Nor did he fully regain consciousness till he awoke in bed the next morning.

   "At what time is my meeting?" thought Mr. Lavender vaguely, gazing at the light filtering through the Venetian blind. "Blink!"

   His dog, who was lying beside his bed gnawing a bone which with some presence of mind she had brought in, raised herself and regarded him with the innocence of her species. "She has an air of divine madness," thought Mr. Lavender, "which is very pleasing to me. I have a terrible headache." And seeing a bellrope near his hand he pulled it.

   A voice said: "Yes, sir."

   "I wish to see my servant, Joe Petty," said Lavender. "I shall not require any breakfast thank you. What is the population of High Barnet?"

   "I'm sure I don't know what you're 

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