,

   In fact Americans are getting to dote too much on Grammar and Good Manners, They say the most perfect English in this country is spoken in Sing Sing, And at the Federal Prison in Atlanta, They claim a Knife never touched a Lip, So you see where that junk leads you too,

   I was going to write a Book on the War, But I heard some fellow had already done it,

   In fact I figure that the fellow who dont write on the war will be a novelty,

    There is so many Books on the War that no two people will have to read the same Book.

   Then the War was too serious a subject I could not write on it, But the Peace Feast, That seemed to offer a better field for Humor provided you stick to the

    facts

   ,

    I have some inside facts procured from the most reliable source

   , And as I dont want to see the World grow up in ignorance on this historical subject I would really feel selfish and mean too withold it,

   Heres how I got it, There is a fellow I know, Who had a friend, And this friends Sister had a sweetheart and he was a Soldier in France and his cousins

   pal was a Bunkie of Col Houses Chouffer, The Col told his Chouffer So you see my information comes from the same place Pres Wilsons does,

    So Here Goes Under The Bottom With

   THE FIRST PEACE BOOK,

   Of course this whole Peace Conference talk started from the time Pres Wilson said to Germany "We wont deal with you as long as you occupy invaded Territory." Well the Kaiser come right back at him and said, "If you can show us how we can give it up any faster than we are I wish you would do it,"

   Now the Armistace was signed, and Germany agreed to quit running at eleven oclock on a certain day,

   Of course we got the word a couple of days before it was really signed, Mak

   ing everybody have TWO DRUNKS where one would have done just as well,

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