Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, October 28, 1914
     Who stimulates his gentle sons

     To ape the manners of the Huns?

     Who doesn't feed the Bear with buns?

      The Kaiser.

     Who circulates ingenious glosses

     To minimize his army's losses,

     And scatters showers of Iron Crosses?

      The Kaiser.

     Who suffers agonizing pains

     When stern necessity constrains

     The bashing-in of Gothic fanes?

      The Kaiser.

     Who has for several weeks of late

     Omitted to communicate

     With any foreign potentate?

      The Kaiser.

     Who in a cage of steel, we're told,

     The tides of war about him rolled,

     Watches the scroll of Fate unfold?

      The Kaiser.


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