Who stimulates his gentle sons To ape the manners of the Huns? Who doesn't feed the Bear with buns? The Kaiser. Who circulates ingenious glosses To minimize his army's losses, And scatters showers of Iron Crosses? The Kaiser. Who suffers agonizing pains When stern necessity constrains The bashing-in of Gothic fanes? The Kaiser. Who has for several weeks of late Omitted to communicate With any foreign potentate? The Kaiser. Who in a cage of steel, we're told, The tides of war about him rolled, Watches the scroll of Fate unfold? The Kaiser.