Hy. Jones.

   The Vesuvius Insce. Co.

     Patriotic Teacher.

     "'England expects—— 'Now, will one of you boys finish the sentence? 'England expects——'"

     Bright Pupil.

    "

     To win!

    "

   Asbury Park Evening Express.

   Too many.

     First Trooper.

     "That's a nice pair of Oolan boots you got there, Bill."

     Second Trooper.

     "Yes; not bad. Had to knock out six of the blighters afore I got a pair to fit me!"

     Hear me, most noble missionaries who,

     Toiling on Africa's half-tutored shore,

     Had words quite recently at Kikuyu

     Whereof the motley bard may say no more.

     I would not dare to judge of warring creeds;

     It may be that the dark-skinned Hottentot

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