Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, October 28, 1914
   "'Ow many went?"

   "Three in all, includin' of Jim. 'E led the way up to Doctor's surgery, then 'e waved the others in front of 'im. 'Take the sound men first, Sir,' 'e says, 'an' then, if you'll spare me a minute, I'll take it kind.'"

   "What did Doctor do?"

   "Doctor 'e does as Jim says and takes 'im last, after tellin' the other two as they were better at 'ome. 'I been waitin' for you,' 'e says, an' 'e turned on Jim that fierce as never was. 'A 'and as 'as been perfectly well for the last six months to my certain knowledge ain't goin' to prevent you fightin',' he says, 'so off you go an' 'list.'"

   "Poor old Sally! No one to work for now but just 'erself, then?"

   "War be an awful thing, it seems, for raisin' the wicked passions in peaceful men. Keyser, Geyser—whatever 'e calls 'isself—and our old Doctor ... it be all the same."

     "A box containing butchers' implements, and marked with a red cross. Finder should communicate with the D.D.M.S., 28, Strada Britannica, Valletta."

   If we did not happen to know through our Secret Intelligence Bureau that D.D.M.S. stands for Deputy Director of Medical Services we should suspect that the Germans had been once more using the sign of the Red Cross as a screen for their barbarities.

     Scene

    :

     The Coast of Belgium.

     The Kaiser

    : "'WHAT ARE THE WILD WAVES SAYING?'"

     Wild Waves

    : "WE WERE JUST SAYING, 'THUS FAR, AND NO FARTHER!'"

     Genial Person

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