The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.)
comrades,—"only one of Ducklow's jokes."

   Nevertheless, two or three boys there were who would not be convinced, but continued to leap up, swing their caps, and scream "Fire!" against all remonstrance. Ducklow did not wait to enter his explanations, but, turning the old mare about again, drove home amid the laughter of the by-standers and the screams of the misguided youngsters. As he approached the house, he met Taddy rushing wildly up the street.

   "Thaddeus! Thaddeus! Where ye goin', Thaddeus?"

   "Goin' to the fire!" cried Taddy.

   "There isn't any fire, boy."

   "Yes, there is! Didn't ye hear 'em? They've been yellin' like fury."

   "It's nothin' but Atkins's brush."

   "That all?" And Taddy appeared very much disappointed. "I thought there was goin' to be some fun. I wonder who was such a fool as to yell fire just for a darned old brush-heap!"

   Ducklow did not inform him.

   "I've got to drive over to town and get Reuben's trunk. You stand by the mare while I step in and brush my hat."

   Instead of applying himself at once to the restoration of his beaver, he hastened to the sitting-room, to see that the bonds were safe.

   "Heavens and 'arth!" said Ducklow.

   The chair, which had been carefully planted in the spot where they were concealed, had been removed. Three or four tacks had been taken out, and the carpet pushed from the wall. There was straw scattered about. Evidently Taddy had been interrupted, in the midst of his ransacking, by the alarm of fire. Indeed, he was even now creeping into the house to see what notice Ducklow would take of these evidences of his mischief.

   In great trepidation the farmer thrust in his hand here and there, and groped, until he found the envelope precisely where it had been placed the night before, with the tape tied around it, which his wife had put on to prevent its contents from slipping out and losing themselves. Great was the joy of Ducklow. Great also was the wrath of him when he turned and discovered Taddy.

   "Didn't I tell you to stand by the old mare?"


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