BRAVERY OF MRS. GARFIELD

         ILLUSTRATING THE ASSASSINATION.

         THE INFIDEL AND HIS SILVER MINE.

         THE GREAT MONOPOLIES.

         ANOTHER DEAD FAILURE.

         OUR BLUE-COATED DOG POISONERS.

         AND HE ROSE UP AND SPAKE.

         GOT IN THE WRONG PEW.

         PALACE CATTLE CARS.

         DUCK OR NO DINNER.

         THE GUINEA PIG.

         FAILURE OF A SOLID INSTITUTION.

   Gentlemen of the Jury: I stand before you charged with an attempt to "remove" the people of America by the publication of a new book, and I enter a plea of "Not Guilty." While admitting that the case looks strong against me, there are extenuating circumstances, which, if you will weigh them carefully, will go far towards acquitting me of this dreadful charge. The facts are that I am not responsible, I was sane enough up to the day that I decided to publish this book and have been since; but on that particular day I was taken possession of by an unseen power—a Chicago publisher-who filled my alleged mind with the belief that the country demanded the sacrifice, and that there would be money in it. If the thing is a failure, I want it understood that I was instigated by the Chicago man; but if it is a success, then, of course, it was an inspiration of my own.

   The book contains nothing but good nature, pleasantly told yarns, jokes on my friends; and, through it all, there is not intended to be a line or a word that can cause pain or sorrow-nothing but happiness.

   Laughter is the best medicine known to the world for 

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