A. A concession to Liberty enabling her to talk herself to death.

     Q. What is the essential difference between one government and another?

     A. The price of life.

     THE MORALS OF THE GIDDY GLOBE

    According to Moses, the First Geographer, Immorality is an heirloom handed down to us by our First Parents.

    Men of Science, on the other hand, declare it to be merely the psycho-neurotic reaction of climatic environment on the celliferous organism.

    In other words, Vice is nothing more than Virtue outside of its natural geographical latitude.

    This is clearly set forth in the accompanying Moral Map of the World in which the familiar idiosyncrasies of Mankind which we are wont to differentiate as Virtues or Vices are shown for the first time in their proper geographical environment.

    (

     See Moral Map of the World.

    )

     THE COUNTRIES OF THE EARTH

    The Countries of the Earth may be divided into two Groups, the English speaking countries and the Foreign Countries.

    The English Speaking Countries which comprise the United States and the British Empire occupy one fourth of the entire surface of the Globe.

    The rest are just Foreign Countries.

     THE POLES

    The Earth has three kinds of Poles, the Frigid Poles in the North and South and the very hot Poles in the centre of Europe.

    This chapter is about the North Pole.

    The North Pole is the Geographical interrogation point of the Earth.

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