My Man Jeeves
flesh of animals slain in anger and pie. 

 The moment I saw the man standing there, registering respectful attention, a weight seemed to roll off my mind. I felt like a lost child who spots his father in the offing. There was something about him that gave me confidence. 

 Jeeves is a tallish man, with one of those dark, shrewd faces. His eye gleams with the light of pure intelligence. 

 “Jeeves, we want your advice.” 

 “Very good, sir.” 

 I boiled down Corky’s painful case into a few well-chosen words. 

 “So you see what it amount to, Jeeves. We want you to suggest some way by which Mr. Worple can make Miss Singer’s acquaintance without getting on to the fact that Mr. Corcoran already knows her. Understand?” 

 “Perfectly, sir.” 

 “Well, try to think of something.” 

 “I have thought of something already, sir.” 

 “You have!” 

 “The scheme I would suggest cannot fail of success, but it has what may seem to you a drawback, sir, in that it requires a certain financial outlay.” 

 “He means,” I translated to Corky, “that he has got a pippin of an idea, but it’s going to cost a bit.” 

 Naturally the poor chap’s face dropped, for this seemed to dish the whole thing. But I was still under the influence of the girl’s melting gaze, and I saw that this was where I started in as a knight-errant. 

 “You can count on me for all that sort of thing, Corky,” I said. “Only too glad. Carry on, Jeeves.” 

 “I would suggest, sir, that Mr. Corcoran take advantage of Mr. Worple’s attachment to ornithology.” 

 “How on earth did you know that he was fond of birds?” 

 “It is the way these New York apartments are constructed, sir. Quite unlike our London houses. The partitions between the rooms are of the flimsiest nature. With no wish to overhear, I have sometimes heard Mr. Corcoran expressing himself with a generous strength on the subject I have mentioned.” 


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