From the Earth to the Moon; and, Round the Moon
thoughts reverting involuntarily to a former invention of the Hon. J. T. Maston, by which, at its first trial, he had succeeded in killing three hundred and thirty-seven people. 

 “Fact!” replied he. “Still, what is the use of so many studies worked out, so many difficulties vanquished? It’s mere waste of time! The New World seems to have made up its mind to live in peace; and our bellicose Tribune predicts some approaching catastrophes arising out of this scandalous increase of population.” 

 “Nevertheless,” replied Colonel Blomsberry, “they are always struggling in Europe to maintain the principle of nationalities.” 

 “Well?” 

 “Well, there might be some field for enterprise down there; and if they would accept our services—” 

 “What are you dreaming of?” screamed Bilsby; “work at gunnery for the benefit of foreigners?” 

 “That would be better than doing nothing here,” returned the colonel. 

 “Quite so,” said J. T. Matson; “but still we need not dream of that expedient.” 

 “And why not?” demanded the colonel. 

 “Because their ideas of progress in the Old World are contrary to our American habits of thought. Those fellows believe that one can’t become a general without having served first as an ensign; which is as much as to say that one can’t point a gun without having first cast it oneself!” 

 “Ridiculous!” replied Tom Hunter, whittling with his bowie-knife the arms of his easy chair; “but if that be the case there, all that is left for us is to plant tobacco and distill whale-oil.” 

 “What!” roared J. T. Maston, “shall we not employ these remaining years of our life in perfecting firearms? Shall there never be a fresh opportunity of trying the ranges of projectiles? Shall the air never again be lighted with the glare of our guns? No international difficulty ever arise to enable us to declare war against some transatlantic power? Shall not the French sink one of our steamers, or the English, in defiance of the rights of nations, hang a few of our countrymen?” 

 “No such luck,” replied Colonel Blomsberry; “nothing of the kind is 
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