of the theater, Miss Verepoint outlined her policy.
“What we must put up at that theater,” she announced, “is a revue. A revue,” repeated Miss Verepoint, making, as she spoke, little calculations on the back of the menu, “we could run for about fifteen hundred a week—or, say, two thousand.”
Saying two thousand, thought Roland to himself, is not quite the same as paying two thousand, so why should she stint herself?
“I know two boys who could write us a topping revue,” said Miss Verepoint. “They'd spread themselves, too, if it was for me. They're in love with me—both of them. We'd better get in touch with them at once.”
To Roland, there seemed to be something just the least bit sinister about the sound of that word “touch,” but he said nothing.
“Why, there they are—lunching over there!” cried Miss Verepoint, pointing to a neighboring table. “Now, isn't that lucky?”
To Roland the luck was not quite so apparent, but he made no demur to Miss Verepoint's suggestion that they should be brought over to their table.
The two boys, as to whose capabilities to write a topping revue Miss Verepoint had formed so optimistic an estimate, proved to be well-grown lads of about forty-five and forty, respectively. Of the two, Roland thought that perhaps R. P. de Parys was a shade the more obnoxious, but a closer inspection left him with the feeling that these fine distinctions were a little unfair with men of such equal talents. Bromham Rhodes ran his friend so close that it was practically a dead heat. They were both fat and somewhat bulgy-eyed. This was due to the fact that what revue-writing exacts from its exponents is the constant assimilation of food and drink. Bromham Rhodes had the largest appetite in London; but, on the other hand, R. P. de Parys was a better drinker.
“Well, dear old thing!” said Bromham Rhodes.
“Well, old child!” said R. P. de Parys.
Both these remarks were addressed to Miss Verepoint. The talented pair appeared to be unaware of Roland's existence.
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