Bad Medicine
 "Loud?" 

 "Sweet." 

 "Green?" 

 "Mother." 

 "Thanagoyes?" 

 "Patamathonga." 

 "Arrides?" 

 "Nexothesmodrastica." 

 "Chtheesnohelgnopteces?" 

 "Rigamaroo latasentricpropatria!" Caswell shot back. It was a collection of sounds he was particularly proud of. The average man would not have been able to pronounce them. 

 "Hmm," said the Regenerator. "The pattern fits. It always does." 

 "What pattern?" 

 "You have," the machine informed him, "a classic case of feem desire, complicated by strong dwarkish intentions." 

 "I do? I thought I was homicidal." 

 "That term has no referent," the machine said severely. "Therefore I must reject it as nonsense syllabification. Now consider these points: The feem desire is perfectly normal. Never forget that. But it is usually replaced at an early age by the hovendish revulsion. Individuals lacking in this basic environmental response--" 

 "I'm not absolutely sure I know what you're talking about," Caswell confessed. 

 "Please, sir! We must establish one thing at once. You are the patient. I am the mechanotherapist. You have brought your troubles to me for treatment. But you cannot expect help unless you cooperate." 

 "All right," Caswell said. "I'll try." 

 Up to now, he had been bathed in a warm glow of superiority. Everything the machine said had seemed mildly humorous. As a 
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