What better men have been in better times. Here let me cease, for why should I prolong My notes, and vex a Singer with a Song? Oh thou with pen perpetual in thy fist! Dubbed for thy sins a stark Miscellanist, So pleased the printer's orders to perform For Messrs. Longman, Hurst and Rees and Orme. Go—Get thee hence to Paternoster Row, Thy patrons wave a duodecimo! (Best form for letters from a distant land, It fits the pocket, nor fatigues the hand.) Then go, once more the joyous work commence[14] With stores of anecdote, and grains of sense,[10] [10] Oh may Mammas relent, and Sires forgive! And scribbling Sons grow dutiful and live! Constantinople, June 7th, 1810. [First published, Murray's Magazine, 1887, vol. i. pp. 290, 291.] FOOTNOTES: [8] [For John Cam Hobhouse (1786-1869), afterwards Lord Broughton de Gyfford, see Letters, 1898, i. 163, note i.] [8]