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      Marines.  But Sam sniffs gore and he keeps off-shore and he waits for things
      to stir,
Then he tracks for the deep with a long fog-horn rigged up like a
      bowchasér.  Now scarce had Ned dropped line and lead when he spots the
      pipeclayed hide,
And the corporal's breeks on the jibsail-boom like a troopship on
      the tide;
And Bill likewise, when he ups and spies the slip of a rag of the
      Queen's,
And the rusty sword, and he sniffs aboard the moke of the Horse
      Marines.  So they each luffed sail, and they each turned tail, and they
      whipped their wheels like mad,
When the one he said "By the Lord, it's Ned!" and the other, "It's
      Bill, by Gad!"  Then about and about, and nozzle to snout, they rammed through
      breach and brace,
And the splinters flew as they mostly do when a Government test
      takes place.  Then up stole Sam with his little ram and the nautical talk flowed
      free,
And in good bold type might have covered the two front sheets of the
      _P. M. G._  But the fog-horn bluff was safe enough, where all was weed and
      weft,
And the conger-eels were a-making meals, and the pick of the tackle
      left
Was a binnacle-lid and a leak in the bilge and the chip of a cracked
      sheerstrake
And the corporal's belt and the moke's cool pelt and a portrait of
      Francis Drake.So Sam he hauls the dead men's trawls and he booms for the
        harbour-bar,
  And the splitten fry are salted dry by the blink of the morning
        star.  And Sal o' the Dune was wed next moon by the man that paid his way
  With a kipperling netted at noon of night and cured ere the crack of
        day;
  For such is the law of the herring fleet that bloats on the northern
        main,
  Tattooed in scars on the chests of the tars with a brand like the
        brand of Cain.  And still in the haunts of the Yang-tse-boo
  Ever they tell the tale anew
    Of the chase for the kipperling swag;
  How the smack _Tommy This_ and the smack _Tommy That_
  They broached each other like a whiskey-vat,

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