"Gentlemen Prefer Blondes": The Illuminating Diary of a Professional Lady
morning. 
So then Louie asked his papa and his papa said they would. 
So then they asked us if we would like to go to see a play called The Foley Bergere tonight. 
So he said that all of the French people who live in Paris are always delighted to have some Americans, so it will give them an excuse to go to the Foley Bergere. 
So we said we would go. 
So now Dorothy and I are going out shopping to buy the imitation of a diamond tiara and we are going out window shopping to pick out where we would like Louie and Robber to take us shopping tomorrow. 

So I really think that everything always works out for the best. Because after all, we really need some gentlemen to take us around until Mr. Eisman gets to Paris and we could not go around with any really attractive gentlemen because Mr. Eisman only wants me to go out with gentlemen that have brains. 
So I said to Dorothy that, even if Louie and Robber do not look so full of brains, we could tell Mr. Eisman that all we were learning from them was French. 
So even if I have not seemed to learn French yet, I have really almost learned to understand Robber's English so when Robber talks in front of Mr. Eisman and I seem to understand what he is saying, Mr. Eisman will probably think I know French. 

May 2nd: 
So last night we went to the Foley Bergere and it really was divine. 
I mean it was very very artistic because it had girls in it that were in the nude. 
So one of the girls was a friend of Louie and he said that she was a very very nice girl, and that she was only 18 years of age. 
So Dorothy said, “She is slipping it over on you Louie, because how could a girl get such dirty knees in only 18 years?” 
So Louie and Robber really laughed very very loud. 
I mean Dorothy was very unrefined at the Foley Bergere. 
But I always think that when girls are in the nude it is very artistic and if you have artistic thoughts you think it is beautiful and I really would not laugh in an artistic place like the Foley Bergere.So I wore the imitation of a diamond tiara to the Foley Bergere. I mean it really would deceeve an expert and Louie and Robber could hardly take their eyes off of it. But they did not really annoy me because I had it tied on very very tight. I mean it would be fatal if they got the diamond tiara before Dorothy and I took them shopping a lot.

So we are all ready to go shopping this morning and Robber was here bright and early and he is in the parlor with Dorothy and we are waiting for Louie. So I left the daimond tiara on the table in the parlor so Robber could see how careless I really am with everything but Dorothy is keeping her eye on Robber. So I just 
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