Rogers-isms, the Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference
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   After looking over Paris the troop went to London, Can you imagine how sore these Republicans got when they read about a Democrat sleeping in Buckingham Palace,

   Kaiser and Czar used to kid King George and tell him he dident have any power He can get back at them now and say "No I havent got much power but I am still

    Kinging

   aint I,"

   Pres left London passed through Paris got an earfull from Col House

   and played a week of one Night stands through Italy,

   He had a letter of recomendation from Caruso so he met some of the best people in Italy,

   Every time the Pres wanted applause in his speeches in Italy he would mention GARIBALDI which sounds same in English as Italian,

   Belgium wanted to book him there but the Pres got wise that they were holding so many Banquets they were trying to wear him out before the Peace Feast started,

   King of Italy also the King of England have agreed with him up to now But unfortunately they neither one will be at the Peace signing,

   England is orally in accord but there has been nothing signed,

   They are a little late starting as they were waiting to find someone who knew what freedom of the Seas mean,

    now if he can only handle that meeting as he does congress we need have no fear of the result

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   You know a lot of people think he is liable to be too easy with them dont you believe it he can be pretty stern when he wants to remember last fall when he sent Germany their Questionaire, Said GIVE ME YOUR REAL NAME AND PERMANENT ADDRESS,

   Lets hope the Turkish Deligation dont bring all their WIVES or we never will get

    PEACE

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