And lets make those Russians shave before they sign up we want to know who we are dealing with, If Ireland sends a deligation I can hear France say bring us back war, Now the Pres says we are going to recognize the czecho slovaks we may recognize them but we will never pronounce them, That Nation has caused Readers more trouble than any other one in war, They cant make the Peace terms much worse than those Armistace terms for they read like a 2nd mortgage, Party of the second part has no more chance than a Democrat in the next Congress, We are handicapped at this meeting, England and France both have their Prime Ministers there while BILLY SUNDAY dident go for us, Each Nation is supposed to share in the Peace terms according to what they have done in the war, Holland gets the KAISER, Mexico the CROWN PRINCE , Now the Pres has to get back here before Mar 1st when the Country goes in into the hands of the Republicans or they are liable to want to charge him a tarriff to get in again, OF COURSE WE DONT RECEIVE MUCH NEWS OF THE PEACE CONFERENCE. FIRST FEW WEEKS THEY ARE ALL JUST COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHER. WAIT TILL THEY GO TO DIVIDE UP SOMETHING. (What a truth that turned out to be) Well by this time Congress was getting pretty rough so Pres W grabbed his boat and commuted back home, Said I think I will land in BOSTON the old Pilgrim Fathers had pretty fair luck, and nobody has ever landed there since ,