Dream

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   DAM. A species of floodgates. By adding the letter "n" the floodgates are loosened.

   DAMSEL. See Daisy.

   DARLING. See your best girl.

   DAFFY. See a doctor.

   DAWN. The cold, gray period immediately following a red-hot night.

   DELUDE. To take your wife by the hand and lead her away from the truth.

   DELUSION. Something which every man likes to hug—especially if she's pretty.

   DESTINY. Something which laughs at those who never say die.

   DESCRIBE. To give an account of. For instance, one woman giving a description of another woman's wearing apparel—oh, fudge!

   DOGS OF WAR. Animals that live on bones of contention.

   DRUNKARDS. The monuments which whiskey erects all along the road to ruin.

   DUST. The material from which man is made and that is the reason why woman sweeps all before her.

   Everybody knows that money talks, but nobody notices what kind of grammar it uses.

   Evil be to him who evil drinketh.

   Every woman loves an ideal man until she marries him—then it's a new deal.

   Every time you stop and stare at Success it gets up and leaves the room.

   The fifth letter of the alphabet which is usually silent at the end of a word—quite unlike some women

    you

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